Remember that movie? Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle..i thought the movie was funny, but never really connected with that story…but now thats changed.

Arjun aka Scar face (dont ask me ,he told me to write it this way) told me bout a place where you get fantastic BBQ Beef burgers. Well, i just said wow really? (Thats my usual response to everything) and forgot he ever told me that.

But soon, that place came up again and we all decided to go to that place. With quiet a lot of difficulty we found that place ( difficulty= getting lost while trying to find the place, postponing it many times, getting rapped by the people in the bus), we finally reached the place. Then to our horror we realized that they dont make BBQ at that time, and we had to wait another 3 hours.

Well, like any Horny Dog that wants to hump the sofa, we didn’t give up either. So, we went again today. Braving the rain, the traffic and Shivajinagar bus stand. Finally, we sat down and ordered 5 beef burgers (Praveen didn’t want to eat beef since it was against his religion..but he ate it anyway). Abraham loved it, so did i. Scare face already had eaten it, Dilip liked it too..Akshay didn’t like it that much and i was literally making mad passionate love with the beef burger…mettaphorically. (I am all of a sudden mentioning all these names because they asked me to.)

Anywho, we (my friends and me) are a very talkative bunch but when we sank our carnivorous teeth into those burgers, we all fell silent. You see the bond which a man and his beef share is sacred and words cant express them through mere mortal words. We sat there, silently licking each others fingers and burping from our mouths.

Well i decided i am going to be a regular at the place , and you guys should try it too…Oh, obviously you will ask me

“So, where is this super-fantastic-awesomest-BBQ-beef-burger selling place Kenneth?”….

and i will be like

” Oh, you want to know? Well, i am not gonna tell you…Bite me”

THE END