Well i saw the movie Ugly Truth and it sucked..But this article is not about that movie, but kinda inspired by that.

I thought i would randomly write some “FACTS” about life, you dont have to agree with everything, but if you do disagree, then post a comment cause i challenge you i will PROVE you wrong, or your money back.

UGLY TRUTHS about your teenage life:

1) If you find yourself sitting alone in class for more than 15 minutes, you are considered a loser in class. period.

2) When your teachers are giving a lecture and doesn’t make eye contact with you more than twice, your teachers don’t consider you a very bright student.

3) Your at home, sitting in your bedroom and your Dad/Mom are trying to call you and  they sound like they are calling an auto on a busy street, yup you guessed it, they don’t give a shi* about you.

4) If a girl you have a big crush on is talking to someone animatedly (smiling, laughing etc..) and you interrupt her by asking a question. and she replies straight faced in the most factual way without any sign of a enthusiasm…yup she doesn’t feel the same way about you.

5) If your friends decide to go out for lunch together, and they are trying  decide how to split up and go in autos, and you are chosen the last…yup, your friends dont like hanging around with you.

6) If your friends are laughing after listening to a joke, and you just arrived and  ask them why they laughed and they don’t bother to repeat it and just say “nothing”….sorry bob, they don’t like you.

7)If everyone in your friends circle doesn’t  have a girlfriend/boyfreind or even a close friend of the opposite sex…then you wont either.

8)Your hanging around with your friends outside, and suddenly one of your friends stops and asks “Hey, where is
(your name)?” and you were standing next to him for almost an hour…you are boring.

9)You spot your friends at a distance and you go up to them and suddenly they stop talking and stare at you. Either you are very very hot and good looking…or they just don’t like talking to you.

10)You spend most of Friday and Saturday nights in front of the computer? …cough….

Well, i know what your thinking (damn thats cold), but consider this as a MAD magazine article and dont take it personally Have fun.