I saw an Ad on Tv, its for Enamor (ya, the brazier company). When i saw that i was like “What the..”

Cause honestly, Girls? We really dont give a shit if your bra “creases” are seen, or “somethings” sticking out…cause , we like you for who you are (Puppy eyes..and audience goes “awwww!”)

But thats not why i am writing this post, its related to that, basically i want to write about how YOU girls are taking a lot of tension and stress wondering bout what MEN think bout you and i thought its my Bloody Malayali duty to tell you….in the most direct-unbiased-ugly way.

Things girls should know to make their life easier:

1)Dont wasting time putting makeup, cause 90% guys dont like girls who wear make up…of any sort.

2) Stop wasting a lot of money to straighten your hair or ad  ”bounce” to it, even though personally i like straight hair on chicks, but when its done artificially it a HUGe turn off.

3)Dont bother buying clothes from top brands and burn a whole in your pocket (more like parents pocket) cause unless it fits you correctly and is what you like, thats all that matter. Guys hate girls who dress up over the top , they look gaudy and that doesnt create attraction for us.

4)DO NOT PUT UP A FAKE ACCENT: i don’t know why you girls do that man? I will give you an example, there is this chick in college who looks nice but i heard rumors that she has a fake accent and that immediately turned me off. Then one day, i just spoke to her for a minute and it turns out she doesn’t have an accent  and has a very cute “natural” one which immediately turned the tables for me. Girls i am begging you, drop the fake accent, we love you just the way you are.

5)Fake laughter:  I know, you poor girls have to purposly laugh at your Boyfriends retarded lard ass jokes so that he likes you more. Well,  honestly, guys dont mind if you dont laugh at his joke, but laughing in a very exaggerated manner is so freaking fake and we hate that more than anything.

6) Perfume factory: Ask any guy and they will tell you the best thing bout girls is how they smell but putting too much of perfume or absolutely nothing is a big turn off, so it would be great if you could find a middle ground cause you wont believe how an amazing aroma from a chick can leave us on our toes.

7)Talking to a baby: Oh k, i dunno if every guy feels the same way, but when girls try to be cute with me by talking like they are speaking to a 6 month year old baby, its PISSES the hell outta me, but i think that’s more of a personal thing for me.

8)Revealing a little to much: This was kinda covered in point 3, but i want to emphasise if your looking for the “perfect guy” who understands you, takes care of you and loves you from the bottom of  his heart (ya, definetly not talking bout myself) then dont wear REVEALING clothes. But, if you guys are already in a relationship, then once in a while, when things are going slack, wear something sexy. NOT in public though, we guys cant handle guy checking out our women.

Well, these points are mainly written to stop you girls from wasting your time and money in hopes of attractive decent men, if this didn’t help you then i dont know what will.